"Spanking the News Monkey"

Dr. Doggie Predicts that Human race "may split in two"

Also proves that science is easy-peasy.

Doggiecorp Boots up and Branches out

Shiny shiny leather

"Doggie Code" is a load of shite says Church

Church battles to save its good book monopoly.

Inaugural Speech Impedement

Jingo Jingo Jingo War On Terror Out Out Out Bush Nut City Limits Now Watch My Swing.

Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered...

...to be a load of made up arse (maybe probably perhaps).

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